For Bish!!!!

[Momochi Sandayu]

A long, long time ago Bish sent me a song. (Sorry for the racist and/or uncensored stuff that follows) Anywho..this song was Real Nigga Roll Call by Lil' Jon and the East Side Boyz. When he sent me this song he told me that he always imagined them saying Ninja instead of Nigga. So! I decided to re-write the song that way. This goes out to him!! The song was already full of cuss words before I got to it....

Here is the original: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kPuO5jJ42A

Real Ninja Roll Call Lyrics

By Momo

(feat. Garrett)

[Momo talking:]
Yeah!
Right about now (whats up)
It's time for the real ninja roll call
Now when you hear your clan or wake (Uh Huh) being called
You put your motherfuckin' badge up in this bitch
BL, Ookmami, Iron Lotus, Zento, The Temple, SuneKu,
Jeki deshi, Makoto, OBL, Tram, Nezumi ninjas, Malas, You ain't know!

[hook]
[Momo:]
Ya'll ninjas can't fuck wit my ninjas ho![pussy ninjas] [x4]

[chorus]
[Momo and Garrett:]
Mothafuck that ninja! [x4]
We fuckin’ love Bish! [x4]

[Momo:]
Ya'll ninjas!
Some old ass dexxin' ass fountain ass ninjas!
My Ninjas!
Be some real ass stealthin’ ass ninjas!
Ya'll ninjas!
Be some no skill hackin’ ass ninjas!
My Ninjas!
Be some Japanese speakin ass ninjas!
Ya'll Ninjas!
Be some house hidin’ scared ass ninjas!
My Ninjas!
Be some Mandaka beat ya ass ninjas!
Ya'll Ninjas!
Be some cake eatin fat ass ninjas!
My Ninjas!
Be some "Send them wars out!" ass ninjas!
Ya'll Ninjas!
Be some tricking "Don't pay them assassins!" ass ninjas!
My Ninjas!
Be some Myreuki Tenteki pimpin' ass ninjas!
Ya'll Ninjas!
Be some dagger havin’ ass ninjas!
My Ninjas!
Be some huge ass sword havin’ ass ninjas!
Ya'll Ninjas!
Full of lethal poison ass ninjas!
My Ninjas!
Be some shuriken tossin’ ass ninjas!
Ya'll Ninjas!
Be some kissin' ally’s ass, ass ninjas!
My Ninjas!
Twenty ninja in the shadow ass ninjas!

[Hook]
[Chorus]

[Garrett:]
See G’s a mean ninja
Leus a maid ninja
Don’t pretend ninja
You see da end ninja
I hate a lyin’ ninja
Wit no hidin’ ninja
So if ya lost a ninja
Meet tha boss ninja
He's a supa ninja
Bish and group-a ninja
Act stupid ninja
G’ll nuke a ninja

Lando’s a happy ninja
And Tak sappy ninja
Edda’s a scrappy ninja
Ain’t no crappy ninja

Its Masaaki ninja
And Little Wang ninja
So if ya drunk ninja
Sake fountain keeps us crunk ninja
More than a punk ninja
Feel tha lump ninja
Get yo BL hatin’ ass in tha trunk ninja
Domo arigato ninja?
Momo gotcha ninja
At ‘er peaka ninja
Talkin’ Mica ninja
You gotcho kick ninja
And if ya quick ninja
killed by Tricks ninja
We be sick ninja!

[hook]
[chorus]

[Momo Talking:]
Yeah!
I see you and your lil guild up in tha tavern ninja
I see ya'll ninjas over there RPin’ and shit
But you know what ninja
Bish’s ninjas deal with ya motherfuckin’ real quick! Garrett!

[Garrett:]
Talk some smack boy
Real ninjas stab ta kill
Betta hack boy
Or you can tell me how it feel as a
Real ninja
Which ninja
Can’t see a Bish ninja
You know better
Suneku better do what I say
Cuz I'm insane wit da pain (insane with da pain)
Bish got Spanish flames in his veins
Real ninjas never change
Miko just let it clang
Roll thru tha fancy lane
Soke said let 'em hang
And cut 'em like they butter man
Leet leet leet
Yeah that’s us man
Cuz our feet always sneaked
out dis tavern mayne
Vamps ain't spillin ninjas DNA
Our crazy skills'll have ya ass dead eas-ay
A Fake ninja got the real Bish tryin-a say
When my Lotus come around its like night ALL day
Now they wanna change they template and the way they play
Authentic ninjas all know thats tha Ninja way

[hook]
[chorus]

[Momo:]
You runnin this Bish
Ya'll ninjas ain't shit
You runnin this Bish
Ya'll ninjas ain't shit
We in tha tavern gettin' crunk
You in tha tavern gettin' stomped
We in tha tavern gettin' crunk
You in tha tavern gettin' stomped
We wearin hoods on tha block
You in tha hood gettin' shot
We wearin hood on tha block
You in tha hood gettin' shot
We quick ta show you wolf form
You quick to run ya fuckin' mount
We quick ta show you wolf form
You quick to run ya fuckin' mount
Ookami ninjas teachin men
Till they ten out of ten
Ookami ninjas teachin men
Till they ten out of ten
Nezumi ninja actin spy
Watchin fake ninja cry
Nezumi ninja actin spy
Watchin fake ninja cry
My Suneku ninjas hard
Quick ta pull ya fuckin' bar
My Suneku ninjas hard
Quick ta pull ya fuckin' bar
And down town we set if off
Deathstrike ya fuckin' face off
And down town we set if off
Deathstrike ya fuckin' face off (real ninja roll call!)

[Bishimi]

OMG! thats perfect, like how i always heard it. Your my ninja momo dont ever forget it!

[Leusi]

Momo your beastly..

[Edda]

I'm scrappy dappy doo!

[Miko Nakamura]

I think this should be at our openning page... Holy Shit Momo.... *claps* just awesome